Every shop has the sign. Not every shop keeps it honest.
This design flips the classic safety board on its head with “Days Without Incidents — Yes, Please!”, plus the painfully realistic “Best Previous Record: 7.” It’s the kind of humor that only comes from real job sites, real crews, and real near-misses.
Perfect for workers who take safety seriously but can still laugh at the reality of long shifts, tight deadlines, and controlled chaos. A clean, vintage sign style that hits home without trying too hard.
